Finally I lost enough weight to wear that green dress I bought about 5 years ago, I only needed to lose a few pounds but I still couldn't help feeling like a fat fairy when I tried it on. When I bought this dress I envisaged an elegant lady, like the ones you see at … Continue reading Wicked
Tag: humour
Heights
I’m going to get straight to the point. I’m petrified of heights. I know a lot of people are but I have yet to come across ANYBODY to completely display a dramatic demonstration such as I! While we were in Crete on holiday we decided to take a bus ride to the Hot Springs. The … Continue reading Heights
Seduction Of Food
The Aftermath Of Christmas If you read 'About Me' you would have discovered that I love food. I enjoy it so much that I can't satisfy both my tummy and brain at the same time. I am more easily seduced by food than by any man. I may even have a problem with food, its … Continue reading Seduction Of Food
Daily Prompt: Torn
via Daily Prompt: Torn The Run Up To Christmas 3 days till the morning of Christmas so I realistically have two days to enjoy and relish the festive smell of mulled wine and pine from the green trees. Two days to go out and feel mesmerised by the beautiful glistening fairy lights on every street, … Continue reading Daily Prompt: Torn
Lessons Learned
I can't believe it, my baby is THIRTEEN, it feels like just a few years ago when I pushed this little 5lb 6oz baby into the world. For his birthday he wanted a friend to go trampolining with him, I've heard so many horror stories that I instantly winced at the thought of it, all … Continue reading Lessons Learned
The Black Hole
There's a place in my house called the black hole, it's gravitational force pulls objects in and it seems they can not escape-this is my daughters bedroom. Ideally to clean my daughters room I would first need it to be taped and cornered off like a crime scene, then I'll need scientists to collate any … Continue reading The Black Hole
My Fitbit Did Not Warn Me
A week after going back to the gym I thought I had already gone through the DOMS Delayed Onset Muscle Soreness. This week there was nothing delayed about my soreness, I felt my muscles begin to stiffen up while I was on my way home. By the time I got out the shower I was … Continue reading My Fitbit Did Not Warn Me
Age Is Just A Number
Age In my head I'm no more than 27 years of age, even my body is of a 27 year old, I'm complete with a little pouchy tummy which once nested my babies. My bum is pert and my boobs are on my chest-perrrfect so why-the-hell is the mirror reflecting someone I don't recognise...wait that's … Continue reading Age Is Just A Number
Messaged someone else by mistake:
I will admit that once I start scrolling the memes I can't stop, I do appreciate those tiny videos and random funny texts that come from friends and family members, I always feel inclined to forward on to another person that I know will appreciate them, this makes the humour for me last a longer, … Continue reading Messaged someone else by mistake: